Ditzy again raised her forehooves. “Remember this day, everypony! Henceforth, it shall be known as Muffin Monday!”

“But today’s Thursday!” Sassaflash retorted.

“Henceforth,” Ditzy continued, “you shall observe Muffin Monday on the first Thursday of every August! You shall commemorate it … with a minute of solemn silence for reflection on the fragility of life. And then, muffins!”

“Your holiday doesn’t make any sense!”

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It was last Thursday, but still want to note it.

Ditzy again raised her forehooves. “Remember this day, everypony! Henceforth, it shall be known as Muffin Monday!”

“But today’s Thursday!” Sassaflash retorted.

“Henceforth,” Ditzy continued, “you shall observe Muffin Monday on the first Thursday of every August! You shall commemorate it … with a minute of solemn silence for reflection on the fragility of life. And then, muffins!”

“Your holiday doesn’t make any sense!”

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Why am I not surprised though?

The only good "woke" is that time you woke up with a beautiful girl at your side. The fact that your parents were on a vacation, meaning you didn't have to get up a like six in the morning before the rest of the family and quickly sneak back to your own bed without being seen, is a definite relief to be sure.

So, basically, that time you woke up, looked at the clock, kissed the sleeping beauty at your side and fell back to sleep for about three more hours.

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